Flexed Up Daddy Decaf – Colombian Single Origin Medium Roast

The Name They Gave Us. We Put It On a Bag.

Someone thought calling us “Flexed Up Daddy” was an insult.

So we put it on a bag of coffee. That’s what we do here — you throw something at us, we build something out of it.

Flexed Up Daddy Decaf is a Colombian single origin medium roast — grown in the Huila region of Colombia, washed process, roasted to bring out every note of milk chocolate, almond, citrus, and dried fruit. Bright acidity. Medium body. Zero caffeine. Zero apologies.

This is the coffee you drink at 9PM after a full day of building something real while your critics are still writing angry comments. Decaf doesn’t mean soft. It means you’ve already done the work, you sleep like someone who’s earned it, and you wake up and do it again.

The critics don’t get to name us. But if they try — we’ll put it on the menu.

Tasting Notes: Milk Chocolate · Almond · Citrus · Dried Fruit
Roast: Medium
Origin: Colombia Huila — Single Origin Organic
Process: Washed
Acidity: Bright
Caffeine: Decaf — because real ones sleep

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